Sadly, not only was Girl #2 not in attendance today, but she no longer takes our wonderful teacher's class.

However, due to this, I have switched to third hour Advanced Technology with a completely different gang mentality. The experience is similiar to moving from New York to California, and expecting the same types of gangs, racism, weather, etc. but it turns out to be something completely unknown.

In any case, members of the self proclaimed "Brown Apocalypse" blatently refuse to work the ways of the Pagnani, referring to his syllabus as a list of "bitch work". To this, our fair teacher calmly replied to various comments of pure hatred and then did something we never would have anticipated he do.
System.out.println(" ");//added dramatic effect
He yelled back. Not only did he yell back but he said that, yes, yes this is bitch work and we are all his bitches that are going to do his bitchwork.

At this point, there really was nothing left to lose, but the Pagnani feared incoming unemployment so he began a tale about his fear of working at pizza hut and having a delivery boy show him the world of opiates he can inject into his arm.

Well, due to severe carpel tunnel syndrom in this authors left wrist, this blog must end prematurely.

Thank you and goodnight.

Today was quite a slow day in the bamboo forests of the room of the mighty Pagnani. Cisco Networking included a slightly annoying powerpoint presentation that did not work quite as well as the pagnani wanted. Nothing else really happened, but here is a running commentary of what is going on right now.

Now Girl Number Two is attempting to put makeup on the Pagnani, but he is talking about how much he wants to hate women because he is afraid of makeup. Now Girl Number two is causing quite a commotion trying to put purple mascara on the face of many a cute boy, but all are quite afraid and are running away from her similiar to the way in which gazelles run away from a cheetah.

Now for the Pagnani Dress Report:
A new yellow button up shirt, that looks very soft (we knew it was new because he still had a "M" sticker on the back of it).
Tight Blue Jeans (if he had the right boots, he'd look like Napolean Dynamite)
Black Shoes.

All in all it was an interesting day for his dressing as it is shown in our records that he does not usually wear yellow.

Today dearest Matthew lectured us about several quasi-interesting things, and then proceeded to talk about his personal tattoos. Then, he boldly challenged Girl Number Two to a fight (to the death) which she facetiously declined.

Tom Pizzle is blocking our amazing teacher, so we cannot provide an outfit report today.

Have nice weekend!

Today dearest Matthew told Girl #2 to snuggle up to him because it was cool analog day (since some kid is Harry Potter?), and then he accused the same girl of being a terrorist later in the class, despite the fact that he carries an "Al-Qaidea" briefcase, and dressed as Caucasian Al-Qaidea as Halloween. And Girl #1 had a hood on that day.

Also, he is wearing lovely gray turtleneck offset by a strikingly offset by a blue "I'm a Model" sweatshirt, and blue jeans, and dark grey tennis shoes (the gray/blue palat really is nice looking on him).

Today, Dearest Matthew appears to be quite busy working on the server.
He has, however, turned on cisco tests and proceeded to call almost all his students "noodnicks."

He is wearing a maroon shirt, and since he is across the room I cannot have an accurate reading of what his attire is today. However, statically he wears a cisco lanyard with several years worth of identification on it.

Hello. This is a comphrensive class project to document the off-doings of our esteemed technology teacher, Matthew Pagnani. Also, since we were not allowed to blog what he wears everyday anymore, this will be a safehouse for the resevoir of memories from which he resonates joy throughout our lives.

Today dearest Matthew has punished a student by forcing him to read Ray Kurzweil's Age of Spiritual Machine in a half hour.

He is also wearing a jade green long sleeved tshirt with a geocaching.com logo on it, tan pants, cisco systems lanyard around his neck, ring on his left hand, and striking facial hair.

Thank you and goodnight.

-Girl Number One and Girl Number Two.