Matthew Pagnani's Awesomeness

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Today was quite a slow day in the bamboo forests of the room of the mighty Pagnani. Cisco Networking included a slightly annoying powerpoint presentation that did not work quite as well as the pagnani wanted. Nothing else really happened, but here is a running commentary of what is going on right now.

Now Girl Number Two is attempting to put makeup on the Pagnani, but he is talking about how much he wants to hate women because he is afraid of makeup. Now Girl Number two is causing quite a commotion trying to put purple mascara on the face of many a cute boy, but all are quite afraid and are running away from her similiar to the way in which gazelles run away from a cheetah.

Now for the Pagnani Dress Report:
A new yellow button up shirt, that looks very soft (we knew it was new because he still had a "M" sticker on the back of it).
Tight Blue Jeans (if he had the right boots, he'd look like Napolean Dynamite)
Black Shoes.

All in all it was an interesting day for his dressing as it is shown in our records that he does not usually wear yellow.

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