Matthew Pagnani's Awesomeness

Friday, December 16, 2005

Today dearest Matthew lectured us about several quasi-interesting things, and then proceeded to talk about his personal tattoos. Then, he boldly challenged Girl Number Two to a fight (to the death) which she facetiously declined.

Tom Pizzle is blocking our amazing teacher, so we cannot provide an outfit report today.

Have nice weekend!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Today dearest Matthew told Girl #2 to snuggle up to him because it was cool analog day (since some kid is Harry Potter?), and then he accused the same girl of being a terrorist later in the class, despite the fact that he carries an "Al-Qaidea" briefcase, and dressed as Caucasian Al-Qaidea as Halloween. And Girl #1 had a hood on that day.

Also, he is wearing lovely gray turtleneck offset by a strikingly offset by a blue "I'm a Model" sweatshirt, and blue jeans, and dark grey tennis shoes (the gray/blue palat really is nice looking on him).

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Today, Dearest Matthew appears to be quite busy working on the server.
He has, however, turned on cisco tests and proceeded to call almost all his students "noodnicks."

He is wearing a maroon shirt, and since he is across the room I cannot have an accurate reading of what his attire is today. However, statically he wears a cisco lanyard with several years worth of identification on it.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Hello. This is a comphrensive class project to document the off-doings of our esteemed technology teacher, Matthew Pagnani. Also, since we were not allowed to blog what he wears everyday anymore, this will be a safehouse for the resevoir of memories from which he resonates joy throughout our lives.

Today dearest Matthew has punished a student by forcing him to read Ray Kurzweil's Age of Spiritual Machine in a half hour.

He is also wearing a jade green long sleeved tshirt with a geocaching.com logo on it, tan pants, cisco systems lanyard around his neck, ring on his left hand, and striking facial hair.

Thank you and goodnight.

-Girl Number One and Girl Number Two.